What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
