Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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