I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
