oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
No subtext here. People are naked.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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