The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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