Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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