Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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