I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
it was like eating out sand paper
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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