...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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