I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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