Soap is not a condiment
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
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