So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Randomize
