he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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