She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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