Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Operation Purity has been aborted
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
You can make out without kissing
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