no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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