so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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