Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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