i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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