I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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