doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Randomize
