she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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