Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
i believe in u and ur pee
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