Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Randomize
