this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
He did a backflip because drugs
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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