DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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