somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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