yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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