clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
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