Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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