bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
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