found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
My liver just broke up with me...
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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