he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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