This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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