Don't you send me to vm
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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