im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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