Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
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