Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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