i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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