you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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