You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
i just google imaged poop.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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