white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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