well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
sex in a hospital.. check
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
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