this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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