ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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