ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Randomize
