Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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