Where are you?
In a non slutty way
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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