even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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