we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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